Why was the man at the cookout so happy?

He met the grill of his dreams.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?

The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

Grill Jokes More Grill Jokes

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons?

They won't talk no matter how you grill them!

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What does Paddy Irishman says when he meets a one legged jockey?

How're you gettin' on

What's the best part about bangin' twenty six year olds?

You get to meet Jared Fogel.

Cookout Jokes More Cookout Jokes

What do you call a long line at a cookout?

A barbequeue.

What do you feed a feminist at a cookout?

Trick question. Nobody invites feminists to a cookout.

Dream Jokes More Dream Jokes

What's the difference between dreams and memes?

I haven't given up on my memes yet

What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.