He met the grill of his dreams.
Breasts don't have eyes.
Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.
Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!
Because people get all up in his grill.
Guden Tight
We only met last week!
Trick question. Nobody invites feminists to a cookout.
Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too
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