What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

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What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

What's a word that starts with "N" that you don't want to call a black person?

Neighbor

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What is Error 619?

When your kid sleeps in between.

Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

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How do you make God laugh?

Tell him your plans.

How does NASA plan a party..?

They planet.

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What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"?

Waiter: We can dream can't we

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What would MLK be if he was alive?

White

What did MLK say to the fishmonger?

I have a bream.