What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

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What's the 4th grade essay in the Detroit School District?

What I want to be *if* I grow up.

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

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How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.

What do you call a ghost who's always sleeping?

Lazy bones.

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What do you call a planned organised rebellion gone wrong?

A "coup d'isaster".

How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

Plastic Surgery.

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Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"?

Waiter: We can dream can't we

What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?

They lived hoppily ever after!

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What did MLK say to the fishmonger?

I have a bream.

What do MLK, Elvis, and the Houston Oilers have in common?

They all died in Tennessee