What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

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What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

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What do you get when you sleep with all 140 characters of twitter?

A rashtag.

Why was my other pillow jealous?

Because I like to sleep around.

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What do you call a plan to exterminate Hipsters?

The Vinyl solution.

What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!"

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What do Palestinian children dream of becoming when they grow up?

Old

What's the difference between dreams and memes?

I haven't given up on my memes yet

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What do MLK, Elvis, and the Houston Oilers have in common?

They all died in Tennessee

What's the easiest way to condense milk?

Mlk