What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

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What are the four words that you least want to hear, after having blown Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

Why did the cowboy want a Weiner dog?

To get a long little doggy.

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What's the best thing about sleeping with twenty two year old's?

There is twenty of them.

What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

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How do you make God laugh?

Tell him your plans.

How do astronomers plan a party?

they planet.

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I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.

I woke up exhausted!

What is the worst part about going to Auschwitz?

Your dreams are not the only thing going up in smokes.

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What would MLK be if he was alive?

White

What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.