What do you call a plan to exterminate Hipsters?

The Vinyl solution.

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How do you get a hipster to take a shower?

Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.

Why do hipsters never die?

Because everyone does that already.

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What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!"

What do you call a plan to exterminate Hipsters?

The Vinyl solution.

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What do you call a rabbit in a beanie and listening to vinyl?

A Hopster.

What do you call a plan to exterminate Hipsters?

The Vinyl solution.