What's the worst thing to say to a hipster?

You remind me of someone

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What's the worst thing you can call a black person?

Hint: starts with an N and ends with an R Neighbor

What do you call a microscope that when you look through it you see really bad things?

A horoscope.

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How do you poison a hipster?

Gluten

Why didn't the hipster want to see the Saint John River and the Penobscot River?

They're two Maine streams.

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Why don't gelding horses like to race?

Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".

How do you make a sports science major cry?

Remind them that high school is over.