What's the worst thing to say to a hipster?

You remind me of someone

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What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

What's the worst thing about alcoholics?

They wine too much.

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What did the hipster say when a starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"

Why do hipsters only buy games from GOG?

Because other stores are too mainSteam.

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What Johnny Mercer song does December 21st remind you of?

Autumn Leaves.

Why don't gelding horses like to race?

Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".