Why doesn't Spiderman like rice?

It reminds him of Uncle Ben.

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How do you cheer up a brand new battery?

Remind him that he's full of untapped potential!

Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

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What would have happened if asians had committed the attacks of 9/11?

10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion

What does Supertramp do after buying rice?

They take the long-grain home.

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Where's Spiderman's home page?

Where's Spiderman's home page? On the world wide web.

What would be a more appropriate name for spiderman?

Peter parkour.

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Why doesn't Spiderman like rice?

It reminds him of Uncle Ben.

What's Spider-Man's least favourite rice brand?

Uncle Ben's...