Buy a deck of cards.
The cat shat on the mat.
A penny-farthing.
This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.
The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants
Swab the deck!
The outside
Adelia the cards after you cut the pack !
In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.