Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.

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Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.

What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

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What is the captain of the starship enterprise's favorite drink?

Picardi and coke

How does captain hook cook pita bread?

With a pita pan.

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How well did the sailor do in school?

Not bad actually, he got high 'C's.

Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.