Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.

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Deck Jokes More Deck Jokes

Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.

Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

Card Jokes More Card Jokes

What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!

Captain Jokes More Captain Jokes

Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

What's in the toilet of the Star Ship enterprise?

The captains log

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

What is it called when a Sailor in the Navy gets a care package from home?

Underwear Replenishment

What did one sailor say to the other on Dec. 7 1941?

There's a little nip in the air.