Because it was the hottest pepper.
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A major difference.
Jean-Luc Picardio
The Captains log
The captains log.
The captains log
With a pita pan.
son-of-a-b***h..!!!
Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.
The Internship
Men, get on the boat."
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Because the captain stood on the deck.
Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.
He Shatner.
Picardi and coke
The team's kipper !
Because his orders were to shoot all desserters.
Because the Captain was stood on the deck!
Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh
Take me to your Liederkranz.
Aye Matey!
There's no jack
cause they're jalapeno business
ANSWER: That brief span of time between "I do" and "You'd better!"
LO
Three. One left ear, one right ear, and a Final Front-ear.
Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.
You weren't there man
Because he's Russian
What's Captain America's shield made of Vibranium. What's Hawkeye's shield made of Quicksilver.
They left the plunger in the toilet.
Wait until he's finished.
Hexlax
So nobody will see their bare (bear) bottom!