Mr. Spock Jokes

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

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How many ears does Mr. Spock have?

Three. One left ear, one right ear, and a Final Front-ear.

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What is the captain of the starship enterprise's favorite drink?

Picardi and coke

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

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Why couldn't the lumberjack sign into Facebook?

Because he was logged out!

How do trees access the internet?

They log on

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Why do white people hate being called crackers?

Because they find it insaltine.

What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

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What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

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What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

What did Spock find in the Enterprises's toilet?

The captain's log!