Mr. Spock Jokes

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

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How many ears does Mr. Spock have?

Three. One left ear, one right ear, and a Final Front-ear.

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What did Spock find in the Enterprises's toilet?

The captain's log!

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

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Why are quantum physicists bad lovers?

When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.

What do you call a dictatorship founded on the principles of Ethos, Logos & Pathos?

An Aristotalitarian Regime.

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How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

What does the captain of the USS Enterprise do for exercise?

Jean-Luc Picardio

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Who serves the toilet?

The buuttt-lerrr!

What's blue and sits on the toilet?

A policeman doing his duty!

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How do you know you're not logged into reddit?

There are posts on the frontpage

How does a tree access the internet?

It logs on.