Mr. Spock Jokes

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

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How many ears does Mr. Spock have?

Three. One left ear, one right ear, and a Final Front-ear.

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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

Why did the captain execute the pastry chef?

Because his orders were to shoot all desserters.

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How do trees access the internet?

They log on

How do you know you're not logged into reddit?

There are posts on the frontpage

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What does Peter Gabriel sing on the toilet?

I am the extruder...

What did they find floating in the toilet of the S.S Enterprise?

Captains Log

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What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

Why did Spock dump his wife?

because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

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Why do fire departments have dalmatians?

To help the firemen find the hydrants

How does a sheep farmer find a sheep on top of the mountain ?

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