Mr. Spock Jokes

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

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How many ears does Mr. Spock have?

Three. One left ear, one right ear, and a Final Front-ear.

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Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Where does a toilet keep his secrets?

In his diarrhea.

What do you call a ice cube in the toilet?

Poop cuber

Log Jokes More Log Jokes

How do you know you're not logged into reddit?

There are posts on the frontpage

Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?

They never want to log off.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How did the rednecks find their sister?

Pretty good.

What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !

Spock Jokes More Spock Jokes

Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

What does Spock sing in the shower?

What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!

Captain Jokes More Captain Jokes

What did the captain say to the men before they got on the boat?

Men, get on the boat."

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.