Mr. Spock Jokes

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

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How many ears does Mr. Spock have?

Three. One left ear, one right ear, and a Final Front-ear.

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Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How do you find a blind man at a nudist colony?

It's not hard

Where do you usually find dogs?

It all depends on where you lose them.

Captain Jokes More Captain Jokes

Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

How does captain hook cook pita bread?

With a pita pan.

Spock Jokes More Spock Jokes

What did Spock find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

What does Spock sing in the shower?

What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!

Log Jokes More Log Jokes

How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs"

How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log