How does a sheep farmer find a sheep on top of the mountain ?

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Why do girls like me more when i'm preparing potatoes?

Because they find me more appealing.

What form of humor do Dentists find most offensive?

Plaqueface

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What would a Scotsman call a mountain which is on the moon?

A moon-tain.

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?

A cry for Alp !

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How does a sheep farmer find a sheep on top of the mountain ?

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What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?

Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.

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Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

How do sheep sign their e-mails?

Ewes sincerely.