How does a sheep farmer find a sheep on top of the mountain ?

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What's the funniest thing you can find in a closet?

Robin Williams

Where do you find a down-and-out octopus ?

On squid row !

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Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

What is green and glides down a mountain?

A skiwi

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How does a sheep farmer find a sheep on top of the mountain ?

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What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?

Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.

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What did the sheep at the fraternity say?

Braaaaaaaah

What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears