What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?

Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.

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They Neverland.

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How does a sheep farmer find a sheep on top of the mountain ?

Acceptable

What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?

Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.

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What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?

Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.