What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?

Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.

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Why are sewer covers called manholes?

If they were called womanholes, guys would keep trying to get in.

How do we know Adam &amp Eve weren't black?

You ever tried taking a rib from a black man

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Why did Sally fall of the swingset?

She had no arms. BONUS JOKE: Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sally.

What happens when you wear radioactive Russian underpants?

Cher nob'll fall out.

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What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?

Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.

How does a sheep farmer find a sheep on top of the mountain ?

Acceptable

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What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

What did the auditors say to the South American shopkeeper?

Hello, I'm here to Peru-se your inventory.