What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?

Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.

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How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?

Nobody knows because they've never tried

What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

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What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.

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What does the license plate of the sheep farmer say?

Ewe haul.

How does a sheep farmer find a sheep on top of the mountain ?

Acceptable

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What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

What do you call inventory that doesn't exist?

Finnish Goods