Inventory Jokes

What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?

Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.

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What did the auditors say to the South American shopkeeper?

Hello, I'm here to Peru-se your inventory.

What do you call inventory that doesn't exist?

Finnish Goods

What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

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Why does santa say ho ho ho?

Because three hos are better than one!

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

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What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack

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What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

What do you call inventory that doesn't exist?

Finnish Goods

Auditor Jokes More Auditor Jokes

What did the auditors say to the South American shopkeeper?

Hello, I'm here to Peru-se your inventory.

How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?

How many did it take last year

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a man with a colander on his head?

COLIN! Duh!!!

Why are giraffes' necks so long?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies.

Sheep Farmer Jokes More Sheep Farmer Jokes

What does the license plate of the sheep farmer say?

Ewe haul.

How does a sheep farmer find a sheep on top of the mountain ?

Acceptable

South American Jokes More South American Jokes

How many South American people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

What did the auditors say to the South American shopkeeper?

Hello, I'm here to Peru-se your inventory.

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?

A Penguin rolling down a hill What's black and white and laughing The penguin who pushed him

What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.