Inventory Jokes

What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?

Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.

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What did the auditors say to the South American shopkeeper?

Hello, I'm here to Peru-se your inventory.

What do you call inventory that doesn't exist?

Finnish Goods

What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

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Auditor Jokes More Auditor Jokes

Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?

How many did it take last year

South American Jokes More South American Jokes

How many South American people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

How many South American's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian.

Pimp Jokes More Pimp Jokes

What do Welshmen call a sheep dog in Wales?

Their Pimp

Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.

Where does Santa stash his money?

In a snowbank.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

Why did the boy laugh when he was molested by a test?

Because the testicles

Sheep Farmer Jokes More Sheep Farmer Jokes

What does the license plate of the sheep farmer say?

Ewe haul.

How does a sheep farmer find a sheep on top of the mountain ?

Acceptable

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

Ho Ho Ho Jokes More Ho Ho Ho Jokes

What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!