Inventory Jokes

What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?

Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.

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What did the auditors say to the South American shopkeeper?

Hello, I'm here to Peru-se your inventory.

What do you call inventory that doesn't exist?

Finnish Goods

What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

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Auditor Jokes More Auditor Jokes

What did the auditors say to the South American shopkeeper?

Hello, I'm here to Peru-se your inventory.

How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?

How many did it take last year

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

Why have human fossils never been found in Iran?

Because homos in Iran do not exist.

What do Greek teenagers say?

Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Why doesn't Santa give gifts to naughty kids?

Because it'd Krampus style.

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

Ho Ho Ho Jokes More Ho Ho Ho Jokes

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

Why does santa say ho ho ho?

Because three hos are better than one!

Pimp Jokes More Pimp Jokes

What do you call a New Zealander with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp.

What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

Sheep Farmer Jokes More Sheep Farmer Jokes

How does a sheep farmer find a sheep on top of the mountain ?

Acceptable

What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?

Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why is that, doc?

He replied, "I'm trying to examine you."

How do you get a date on Tinder?

Seriously guys, I've been trying for months so if anyone have any useful tips it would be much appreciated.

South American Jokes More South American Jokes

How many South American people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

What do you call a rich South American?

A Brazilianaire!