Inventory Jokes

What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?

Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.

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What did the auditors say to the South American shopkeeper?

Hello, I'm here to Peru-se your inventory.

What do you call inventory that doesn't exist?

Finnish Goods

What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

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What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What the sound of a rainbow laughing?

Hue hue hue hue

How many tickles does it take to make a japanese girl laugh?

Ten Tickles

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

Who says time travel doesn't exist and we can't go back in time?

America just did.

Why couldn't Jesus waterski?

Because he never existed.

South American Jokes More South American Jokes

How many South American's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian.

What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?

A: One is loud obnoxious and noisy the other is a bird.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

Why are giraffes' necks so long?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"

How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. One, but it takes him fifty tries.

Pimp Jokes More Pimp Jokes

How could the pimp always easily locate his ho?

Because, she really stands out on the street.

What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

Sheep Farmer Jokes More Sheep Farmer Jokes

What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?

Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.

How does a sheep farmer find a sheep on top of the mountain ?

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