Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!
He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.
Because he thought it was a delivery service.
Electron. Also, what did the Greek warrior say when he saw the wooden horse Hydrogen please spare me
With a crowbar.
Nothing, as he didn't exist. The probability of anyone in that demographic reaching their eighties is particularly low, and an active pirate being eighty one years of age is further rendered a statistical impossibility given that a pirate would need to be above a certain threshold in terms of physical ability.
Finnish Goods
Because it was A Minor.
Take notes.
Spacebook. (It's a terrible joke I know).
Groanhenge