Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!
I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?
I bet he has to leave the room.
Olympus has fallen.
Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.
Because only two parties exist for the whole country
Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel
Because they don't have a leg to stand on. Note: I'm a right leg amputee and I made this up myself.
Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven
Karma. (Please forgive me)