What do Greek teenagers say?

Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!

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Why do you think you'd be a good fit at our firm?

GUY WHOSE DESCRIPTION IS SO LONG HE DOESN'T ACTUALLY GET TO SAY ANYTHING:

What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

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Why don't many Greek men move to other countries?

They don't want to leave their brothers behind

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his Greek sandwich?

There goes my gyro

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How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

How many ghosts does it take to change one lightbulb?

Zero. They don't exist.

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What has a ring but no fingers?

The former owner of a Note 7

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

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What do you call all of the terrible jokes on reddit arranged in a circle?

Groanhenge

What do you call a smelly man who tells terrible jokes?

PUN-GENT