Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

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What do we want!?

No daylight savings!" "When do we want it! " "An hour ago!!!"

What did the fancy cat say when he wanted to leave?

Le meow

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What do you call a dinosaur made of plastic bricks?

A legosaurus! Randomly made up this the other night, thought I'd share.

What does an Australian chemist call is bro?

Bromate Sorry, just studying my poly atomic ions and thought I was clever. I thought wrong

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What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady

What's the difference between people from Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't like the flinstones but people from Abu Dhabi Do

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Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

Why did the French Hen give up her job?

One day she'd just had un uf.

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Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?

He had loco motives

Why didn't you answer me ?

Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !

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How did the headless chicken cross the road?

In a KFC bucket.

What do women and KFC have in common?

One you are finished with the breast and the thighs, you still have a greasy box to put your bone

Farm Jokes More Farm Jokes

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

Why don't cows simply run away from their farms?

Because they don't have enough sta**moo**na