Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why didn't the motorcycle want to go for a ride?

It was two tired...

What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex?

A Krismas goose.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

How do you think bus driver interviews go?

Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!

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Why will you never see a stag on the internet?

They like to stay anony-moose

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did the can-crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing.

What's the difference between a degree in Theoretical Physics and a theoretical degree in Physics?

One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.

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What's the worst thing you can hear while taking the bus?

ALLAHUUUUUU AKBARRRR

What did Hamlet say when he heard dubstep for the first time?

Aye, there's the wub"

Kfc Jokes More Kfc Jokes

What's the difference between a Philosophy major and a cashier at KFC?

A job application.

How is a woman like KFC?

After you're done with the breasts and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box.

Farm Jokes More Farm Jokes

What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

Why don't cows simply run away from their farms?

Because they don't have enough sta**moo**na