What did the fancy cat say when he wanted to leave?

Le meow

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Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even

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How many performance artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, I left early.

Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.