What did the fancy cat say when he wanted to leave?

Le meow

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What's something that Slaves have and rich people want?

Nothing!

Why did Dave Grohl buy such a tall house?

He wanted to make sure he was getting the best, the best, the best, the best-a view.

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.