What do you call an acid trip so hard that it gives you visions of the future?

Psychic-delic.

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How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

How does a psychic cokehead tell the future?

With a magic 8-ball

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Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

Why is the all-seeing eye the symbol of the occult?

Because they want us all under super-vision!