How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.

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How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: So who wants to know Why do *you* want to know Are you a cop

How do you know your waitress is having a rough night?

She's got a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pen.

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What do you call Captain Forte and his sidekick Piano?

A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.

What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?

Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why do you hate me?

me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon

Why is the time in the USA behind that of England ?

Because England was discovered before the USA !

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How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

How long have you been waiting to use that joke?

He happily says, "Since 2009!"

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What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.

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How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.

How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.

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Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!

What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.

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What did the boulder say to the other boulder?

I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.

How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.