Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?

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Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What's the difference between a bucket of poop and a lawyer?

A bucket.

Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

How do you cook a stoned ham?

420F Glaze it Ok I'm leaving

Why is steak harder to cook than spinach?

It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange?

A pip squeak.

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What did the stuttering Mexican say to his friend when he tried to steal his food?

These are nacho-nachos.

Whole Foods ME: Hi CLERK: Hello ME: Do you...uh CLERK: Do we what?

ME: Do you have any...uh CLERK: Go on ME: Do you have any Half Foods