Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?

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Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What do you say when a singer/songwriter poops on your car?

CELINE WUT R U DION

What's the difference between a bucket of poop and a lawyer?

A bucket.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Why don't we say Grace?

Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry

What's the worst part of being a cook in prison?

Having to toss everyone's salad

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange ?

because he didn't know Mandarin

Why are oranges like bells?

You can peel (peal) both of them.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How are bad dubstep and constipation similar?

Both leave you waiting for the drop.

How many egoists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why do midgets make bad parents?

Cause they struggle to put food on the table

Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!