Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?

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Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

How do you guys tweet from the toilet?

I poop with both hands.

What do you call it when your Stepmother poops?

A Step-Stool

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

How does a metalworker like his Steak cooked?

wel-dern

Why is steak harder to cook than spinach?

It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

Why doesn't orange rhyme with anything?

Because it's a Mandarin word

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

What broke?

opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.