Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?

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Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What's brown and rhymes with poop?

Snoop Dogg

What do you call a guy who can't poop?

A constipatient

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

How does a metalworker like his Steak cooked?

wel-dern

How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?

Take them out their wheelchair.

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange?

A pip squeak.

What would you call oranges if they were purple?

Purples

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why does jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

Why couldn't R get to P?

He had to wait in a Q!

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

Why didn't you make all the food on that long order?

Cook: Because I'm a short order cook.