Why didn't you make all the food on that long order?

Cook: Because I'm a short order cook.

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Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?

The steaks have never been higher

Why don't more people cook Armenian food?

Because it can be very thyme-consuming.

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What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria?

The food!

Why did the hipster burn his tounge?

Because he ate his food before it was cool.