What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when two pastries divorce?

They have a custardy battle

What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

Communist Jokes More Communist Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cartoon character and a Communist?

Mickey Mao.

Where do Communists go to get burgers?

Czechers.

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why was Stalin a Bad leader?

Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now.

Why did the Russian man keep making excuses?

He was just stalin for time

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What do you call an Arab flying a plane?

A pilot you racist

How do you call a black man flying a plane ?

A pilot.

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why did King Kong go to the airport?

He had a plane to catch.

Why did the muslim with a toothache go to the airport?

For a free cavity search.