What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

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What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone?

He grew up to be a bellhop!

What happened when the owl lost his voice ?

He didn't give a hoot !

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How many communists died during ww2?

not enough

What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why did nobody in the Soviet Union drive manual cars?

They were afraid of Stalin'

Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

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Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane?

because he was flying solo and went look no hans...

Why were people in the Twin Towers so upset?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane

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How about a really bad food court where planes land?

Pitch for every airport

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In