What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you are banned on a muslim server?

you are turbanned

What happened when the cannibal ate a minister?

He got a taste of religion.

Communist Jokes More Communist Jokes

Why do Communists only write in lowercase?

Because they hate Capitalism.

Why were there no feminists in Communist China?

Because everyone had equal rice.

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union?

They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin.

Why do Communist Dictators have trouble getting their work done on time?

They're way too into Stalin

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa?

A good start.

Why was the World Trade Center in a hurry?

It had a plane to catch.

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why did Ahmed Mohamed get delayed at the airport?

he was on a watch list...

How fast can you travel in any direction in an airport?

Terminal velocity.