Why did the muslim with a toothache go to the airport?

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Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

How do you know if a Muslim is laughing online?

He types, "HALOL"

What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings?

Ali

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why was the mathematician detained at the airport?

Because he planned to blow up a plane.

Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.

Toothache Jokes More Toothache Jokes

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

Why did the muslim with a toothache go to the airport?

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