Why did the muslim with a toothache go to the airport?

For a free cavity search.

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Why did the Muslim take his Note 7 onto an airplane?

Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel

Where does a Muslim learn to swim?

Inshallah water.

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Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

Why did the muslim with a toothache go to the airport?

For a free cavity search.

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When pigs get a toothache who do they see?

Painless Porker.

What is worse than an alligator with toothache ?

A centipede with athlete's foot !