Why did the muslim with a toothache go to the airport?

For a free cavity search.

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Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare?

Because Muslim girls can't go to school

What's the difference between an Hawaiin and a Muslim ?

One always offer a snack bar after saying hello

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why can't you bring valve oil to the airport?

Because its a band substance

What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.

Toothache Jokes More Toothache Jokes

When pigs get a toothache who do they see?

Painless Porker.

Why did the muslim with a toothache go to the airport?

For a free cavity search.