How do you walk out of a Casino with $1 Million?

Walk in with $2 Million.

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What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

Why do white people's feet get so dirty?

They walk on the sins of their ancestors.

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Why don't the Chinese have casinos?

Because they don't like Tibet

Why do lambs go to casinos?

They love to gambol.

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What did Star Trek teach millions of kids?

To boldly split infinitives!

What's the best campsite in the world?

Auschwitz, received well over three million starts