How do you walk out of a Casino with $1 Million?

Walk in with $2 Million.

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What do you call a very religious person who sleep walks?

A Roman Catholic.

What do you hear when Bill Cosby walks into the room?

Zzzzip)

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What is your best casino joke?

I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!

Why doesn't china have casinos?

Because they hate Tibet.

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What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.

How many zeros in one million?

Six" "Ok, thanks" *writes milli000000n*