How do you walk out of a Casino with $1 Million?

Walk in with $2 Million.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

What do you call an snobbish criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Casino Jokes More Casino Jokes

Why does Cuba not have any casinos?

They Havana no money to spend.

Why are there no casinos in China?

Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...

Million Jokes More Million Jokes

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

the rest of them will write Perl

What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users