What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money."

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What do the NBA and the presidential election have in common?

There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!

What did my wife say to me?

I want a divorce

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

He wanted cold hard cash!

Why doesn't Hermione keep her money at Gringotts?

Offshore investment gains a better return.

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Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money."