What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money."

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Why did the mechanic go to art school?

Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go!

What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?

Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."

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What happened when Dumbo went to a mindrreader?

They gave him his money back.

How will the Duggar's stay on TV and make money?

By moving the show to a "true crime" channel and calling it "18 Victims and Counting".

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What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

How many reps would you usually do?

he asked. "A million," I rep lied.

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Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..