What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money."

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Why did the fork go to the party?

It wanted to have a good tine.

Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer?

Black Red or Iced Iced Ink Well yes you do but I didn't want to mention it.

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How do you get money out of a piggy bank?

Feed it laxatives.

How do Rabbis make money?

They keep the tips.

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What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.

How many zeros in one million?

Six" "Ok, thanks" *writes milli000000n*

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon?

Well the first noticeable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.