What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money."

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Why is the all-seeing eye the symbol of the occult?

Because they want us all under super-vision!

Why did the stoner take his wife to court?

He wanted to get joint custody.

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Who's there? Hotel. Hotel who?

Ho, tell me where my money is!

Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

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What's a holocaust?

And I reply "Oh, about eleven million"

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

the rest of them will write Perl

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Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.