What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money."

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Why do Republicans use rulers?

They want everything to be straight.

What do you call a gorilla that got shot even though it didn't want to do anything wrong?

King Kong

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Why did the black guy loose all his money?

Because a cop robbed him.

How can a can you double your money?

By folding it in half.

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Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night?

Take away their beds...

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon?

Well the first noticeable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH