By moving the show to a "true crime" channel and calling it "18 Victims and Counting".
You made the chain too long in the kitchen.
Yes, but don’t turn it on.
It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.
Woofleball
Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.
Because there's a *tree* in the way!
Glue it to the floor.
Because he takes it for granite.
They screw children, not light bulbs.
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