By moving the show to a "true crime" channel and calling it "18 Victims and Counting".
Girls: You Should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am i so good ..... Boy : if you were on TV, i can atleast switch it off...
Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"
a condom
It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.
Count up to 25 on his fingers.
Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.
In river banks
In a snowbank.
They have both been fingered by their brother.
