How will the Duggar's stay on TV and make money?

By moving the show to a "true crime" channel and calling it "18 Victims and Counting".

Previous Random Joke Next
Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

Why are there commentators for televised sports?

We can figure out what's going on live, but can't while watching it on tv

What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

18 Jokes More 18 Jokes

What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer?

Woofleball

How will the Duggar's stay on TV and make money?

By moving the show to a "true crime" channel and calling it "18 Victims and Counting".

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

Duggar Jokes More Duggar Jokes

What does a Duggar girl and the Unabomber have in common?

They have both been fingered by their brother.

How many Duggar does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw children, not light bulbs.