By moving the show to a "true crime" channel and calling it "18 Victims and Counting".
We can figure out what's going on live, but can't while watching it on tv
Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.
Woofleball
Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know
Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.
If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.
Banks
They have both been fingered by their brother.
They screw children, not light bulbs.