By moving the show to a "true crime" channel and calling it "18 Victims and Counting".
Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up
You made the chain too long in the kitchen.
He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.
Have your mom sit down on a golf course.
Because they can't count to
Because there's a *tree* in the way!
If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.
A millionheir.
They screw children, not light bulbs.
I Duggar."