Where is the English Channel?

Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up

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How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

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We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

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Who.. Plays The Guitar.. Boy: How Do i play the guitar ?

Girls: You Should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am i so good ..... Boy : if you were on TV, i can atleast switch it off...

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I don't even wanna talk to the living.

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Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

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Where is the English Channel ?

Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up

Where is the English Channel?

Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up