How did Geordi La Forge go blind?

He turned on the UV light in the Holodeck.

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Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

What did one hotdog stand say to the other hotdog stand?

Eyyyy, Garry, didn't know you turned into a hotdog stand too! Eyyyy!