What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

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Why did x and y break up?

They couldn't function together.

Why did Mary Poppins break both her legs?

because she had Supercalifrajilistic Osteoporosis

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How do you tell when a girl really wants you?

When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.

Where did I meet these crazy people?

But then I think "What would I do without them "

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What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

What does a cannibal bring to a barbecue?

OC) Brats!

Fast Jokes More Fast Jokes

Why isn't Sonic the Hedgehog Muslim?

Because once Ramadan is over, he can't stop fasting!

What do The Walking Dead and Fast &amp Furious have in common?

dead walkers

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

What is the difference between rat poison and diet coke?

Diet coke has better advertising.

Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!