What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What do you do if you break your arm in two places?

Don't go back to those two places.

What did Khloe Kardashian do for a vegetable?

Broke up with James Harden

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?

A thought.

Oc Jokes More Oc Jokes

What's a redditors worst fear?

OC

What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

Fast Jokes More Fast Jokes

Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

What does fast and furious 5 and the walking dead have in common?

They both have dead walkers.

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.