What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

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What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

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How do pirates know they are pirates?

They think therefore they arrr

What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

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Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

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What do The Walking Dead and Fast & Furious have in common?

dead walkers

Why did the very religious man not say a word while he was fasting?

He was afraid that he would swallow his words.

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What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

Why do we need iron in our diets?

Because it's good ferrous.