What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

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How did Jared Fogel lose 60 pounds?

He broke up with his girlfriend.

Why did the band Wham! break up?

Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's , people.

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What are we supposed to do about it?

Dad replies: "I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."

What's the 6 things that's white on a black guy?

It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.

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Why did the English majors switch to Spanish?

OC) Too many persuasive esses.

What is the Kingsman policy on workplace relationships?

OC) Brogues before Hos

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Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

What do they call a virgin down in the south?

Faster than her brother!

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How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.

When's the best time of day to start a diet?

4:00 For:Klock