Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
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Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!
Because Juice control the media
Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.
Because he was still at large.
Diet coke has better advertising.
It weighed too much for its scales !
A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"
Protestant birds don't really want a Diet of Worms.
He said, "it's a High Fluten diet."
A: Because they had too much junk in the trunk.
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Because it's good ferrous.
Because he wasn't a Fin whale!
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He didn't want to be Obeast.
OC I think I'll go on a diet!
His diet was krill-in him.
Her food is potion-controlled.
Her: No I in team Me: Isn't 1 in diet either. Her: Yes there.. Me: I'm too hungry for your mindgames!
Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."
Diet and exorcise.
Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.
They all have phones.
I don't know what the worlds coming to
He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"
Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!
Me- "It's easy, I just gain weight."
They join weight witches.
Go Bach and get a Handel on it!
Because I said so.
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Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.
Me too*
They want to catch the last goal-post !
He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.
He had an an*yarr*ysm.
