Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
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Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!
Because Juice control the media
Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.
Because he was still at large.
Diet coke has better advertising.
It weighed too much for its scales !
A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"
Protestant birds don't really want a Diet of Worms.
He said, "it's a High Fluten diet."
A: Because they had too much junk in the trunk.
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Because it's good ferrous.
Because he wasn't a Fin whale!
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He didn't want to be Obeast.
OC I think I'll go on a diet!
His diet was krill-in him.
Her food is potion-controlled.
Her: No I in team Me: Isn't 1 in diet either. Her: Yes there.. Me: I'm too hungry for your mindgames!
Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."
Diet and exorcise.
A carb-o-rater
A spider
when your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.
Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.
because he wanted to...
Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.
An Italian sub!
It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.
Juice.
Why does beer go faster through you than milk? Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste.
They taste like chicken.
You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner.
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I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH
A reflex of course.
