Why was the gunman on a diet?

Because he was still at large.

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Why are all early birds Catholics?

Protestant birds don't really want a Diet of Worms.

Why are all these Juice fad diets so popular?

Because Juice control the media

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What do you call a gunman who exercises?

An active shooter!

Why was the gunman on a diet?

Because he was still at large.