Why was the gunman on a diet?

Because he was still at large.

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What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

Why I gotta do it too?

Her: No I in team Me: Isn't 1 in diet either. Her: Yes there.. Me: I'm too hungry for your mindgames!

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Why was the gunman on a diet?

Because he was still at large.

What do you call a gunman who exercises?

An active shooter!