Why was the gunman on a diet?

Because he was still at large.

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Why did the sasquatch go on a diet?

He didn't want to be Obeast.

Why did the elephants go on a diet?

A: Because they had too much junk in the trunk.

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What do you call a gunman who exercises?

An active shooter!

Why was the gunman on a diet?

Because he was still at large.