Why I gotta do it too?

Her: No I in team Me: Isn't 1 in diet either. Her: Yes there.. Me: I'm too hungry for your mindgames!

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How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

What the problem?

Man 1: *Sighs* " I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole "

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What did the prarie dog coach say to his team?

Just gopher it.

Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.

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Why did the whale have to go see his doctor?

His diet was krill-in him.

How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?

Her food is potion-controlled.