Why I gotta do it too?

Her: No I in team Me: Isn't 1 in diet either. Her: Yes there.. Me: I'm too hungry for your mindgames!

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How many SEC football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1. And they get 3 credits for it.

What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.

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How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

Why Colonel had a bunch of underwears ?

Because, Brigadier General asked him to debrief his team.

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Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

Why are all these Juice fad diets so popular?

Because Juice control the media