Why I gotta do it too?

Her: No I in team Me: Isn't 1 in diet either. Her: Yes there.. Me: I'm too hungry for your mindgames!

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What's the definition of a 68?

That's when you blow me and I owe you 1.

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

my daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome

Why Colonel had a bunch of underwears ?

Because, Brigadier General asked him to debrief his team.

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What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?

Her food is potion-controlled.