Why I gotta do it too?

Her: No I in team Me: Isn't 1 in diet either. Her: Yes there.. Me: I'm too hungry for your mindgames!

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How many times does 1 go into 0?

As Many Times As It Wants!

How much is the bare minimum?

1 bear.

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Why are softball games so hard to follow?

Because everyone secretly plays for the other team.

How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

What is the difference between rat poison and diet coke?

Diet coke has better advertising.

How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"