Why I gotta do it too?

Her: No I in team Me: Isn't 1 in diet either. Her: Yes there.. Me: I'm too hungry for your mindgames!

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Why do Buddhists always buy 1 ply toilet paper?

Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.

How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.

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What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

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How is your diet going?

Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."

Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.