Why are all these Juice fad diets so popular?

Because Juice control the media

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Control Jokes More Control Jokes

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

Juice Jokes More Juice Jokes

What did the vegetarian do to get ripped?

He juiced...

What's the difference between juice and cider?

I can't go deep in juice.

Medium Jokes More Medium Jokes

How about this one?

Psychic: That shirt is too small. Employee: You didn't even try it on. Psychic: I'm a medium.

Why couldn't the fortune teller fit into her shirt?

Because she's a medium

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

Why did the elephants go on a diet?

A: Because they had too much junk in the trunk.