Why are all these Juice fad diets so popular?

Because Juice control the media

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Why did the printer have wet ink?

Because it couldn't control P

Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

because she couldn't control her pupils

Juice Jokes More Juice Jokes

How do you juice an orange?

Play with its citorus

Why is the orange Rolling down the road?

Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:

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What's the worst kind of media?

chlamydia

Why are all these Juice fad diets so popular?

Because Juice control the media

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

Why did the lizard go on a diet ?

It weighed too much for its scales !