Why did the printer have wet ink?

Because it couldn't control P

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Control Jokes More Control Jokes

What do you call an unpredictable, out-of-control photographer?

A loose Canon.

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

P Jokes More P Jokes

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

What did the abortionist have for breakfast?

Scrambled eggs =p

Printer Jokes More Printer Jokes

How many IT guys does it take to Fix a printer?

Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.

Why did the printer have wet ink?

Because it couldn't control P