Why did the printer have wet ink?

Because it couldn't control P

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Control Jokes More Control Jokes

What would you call a supervillain that could control every part of the electro-magnetic spectrum except 495-570 nm?

Magento

How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb?

None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.

P Jokes More P Jokes

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon. :P

Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.

Printer Jokes More Printer Jokes

Why is there music coming out of your printer?

That will be the paper jamming again!"

Why did the printer have wet ink?

Because it couldn't control P