Why did the printer have wet ink?

Because it couldn't control P

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Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

What's the worst part about being a cross-eyed teacher?

They can't control their pupils.

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Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend :P

How can we keep our school Clean?

Student : By Staying at home. :p

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What Do You Call it When Printers Have a Party?

A paper jam

Why is there music coming out of your printer?

That will be the paper jamming again!"