How do you keep an imbecile happy all his life ?

Tell him a joke when he's a baby !

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What do you call a joke that only works written down instead of told orally?

A sic joke

What ever happened to the Energizer Bunny?

So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year ,and they charged him with battery. Now it all makes sense.

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What do you get when you cut up an avagadro?

Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty

What's the difference between a joke and your friend's blog?

You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook

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What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

How are babies and strippers alike?

They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home