How do you keep an imbecile happy all his life ?

Tell him a joke when he's a baby !

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What did the Japanese General say to his kamikaze trainee?

Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.

How can you tell that Caitlyn Jenner was once a man?

Because she's better at being a woman than most women are.

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How do you find hundreds of jokes about finding Will Smith in the snow?

Type "fresh prints" in the "search reddit" box at the right.

What do you call an egg that cures cancer?

A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.

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Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula

What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.