How do you keep an imbecile happy all his life ?

Tell him a joke when he's a baby !

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What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

How do you tell if a lesbian installed your flooring?

It's all tongue and groove.

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What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

What's wrong with a joke containing Cobalt, Radon and Yttrium?

It's CoRnY

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What did the ceiling fan say?

YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!

What is the hardest part of cutting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.