Tell him a joke when he's a baby !
You have to have gooooooaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllssssssssss!!!!!
Don't worry they'll tell you.
This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.
Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Baby on board.
WHERE IS MY BABY ! Wait, do I have one of those DO I HAVE A BABY !