Why can't you believe what an atom tells you?

Because they make up everything!

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around?

Because time will tell.

How do you confuse Pareto?

Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.

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Why can't Democrats sell pants?

They believe in a single-pair system.

How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.