Why can't you believe what an atom tells you?

Because they make up everything!

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Why did the midget get slapped?

Because he told a woman how nice her hair smelled.

What do you call an elephant with a poor memory?

A bold and innovative departure from the hackneyed stereotypes that all too often dominate the joke-telling industry.

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Why did Newton's wife got pregnant?

Because he doesn't believe in using quantum

What's the most believed oxymoron?

Peaceful muslims