Why can't you believe what an atom tells you?

Because they make up everything!

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How can you tell when a Software Developer is an extrovert ?

He looks at shoes when he's talking to you.

Why are elephants grey ?

So you can tell them from flamingos !

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Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.

What did one ghost say to another ghost?

Do you believe in people "