How do you confuse Pareto?

Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.

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How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft?

When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No

How do you tell when somebodies a vegan?

You don't, they will tell you.

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How do you confuse a blind person?

Put them in a circular room and tell them to find the corner

Which color confuses an idiot?

Blue

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How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.

What's the best part about dating twenty two year olds?

There are 20 of them.

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What has one "n", two "g"s, an "i", "e", and an "r" and you can only say this word when you belong to this group?

ginger

Why did the dyslexic butcher feel left out?

He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)