How do you confuse Pareto?

Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.

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How do you know if something is art?

People tell you."

What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

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How do you confuse a polish laborer?

Lay down three shovels and tell him to take his pick.

Why does Harambe confuse bartenders?

All he wants is Just Ice

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What's the highest story of any building?

Floor 20

What's better than a hot 29 year old?

20 hot 9 year olds.

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Why do white people think they can say the N word?

Because it is the only thing left that still belongs to black people.

What do you do on a remote island?

Try and find the TV island it belongs to.