How do you confuse Pareto?

Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.

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What do Ryan Giggs and Imogen Thomas have in common?

I'm not allowed to tell you

How can you tell a mechanic got laid?

He has one clean finger

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Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 is Dec 25

How do you confuse an irishman?

Lean 3 shovels against the wall and tell him to take his pick.

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Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

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What belongs to me but is used the most by others?

My ex-wife

What do you do on a remote island?

Try and find the TV island it belongs to.