Why are gardeners the best pimps?

Because they are well versed in whorticulture

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What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?

A lawn moo-er.

What's the difference between a gardener and a pimp?

A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.

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Why are gardeners the best pimps?

Because they are well versed in whorticulture

How many verses did the Prophet Muhammad write?

Allah-t. Thanks for listening.