How many verses did the Prophet Muhammad write?

Allah-t. Thanks for listening.

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Why parents don't allow their children to listen to M. Jackson songs?

because they are very touching

How do you listen to Taylor Swift and N.W.A one after the other?

Make a mixed tape.

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What does a Obstetrician and a well written joke have in common?

They deliver

What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.

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How many verses did the Prophet Muhammad write?

Allah-t. Thanks for listening.

Why are gardeners the best pimps?

Because they are well versed in whorticulture