How many verses did the Prophet Muhammad write?

Allah-t. Thanks for listening.

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What do cats listen to during their free time?

they listen to podcats.

Who do fish listen to when they want to hear some dubstep?

Krillex.

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What is written on Ronald McDonald's gravestone?

McRIP

How many zeros in one million?

Six" "Ok, thanks" *writes milli000000n*

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How many verses did the Prophet Muhammad write?

Allah-t. Thanks for listening.

Why are gardeners the best pimps?

Because they are well versed in whorticulture