What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

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What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

What is the difference between memory and ram?

I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.

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What is your best sushi-related joke or pun?

My dad and I are going out for sushi tonight, and he has rescheduled this dinner with me several times for dumb reasons (one night was because he randomly decided to go out drinking instead). Would love to get my revenge by making sushi puns and jokes all night, but Google is failing me--I've only been able to find jokes that either make no sense, or are just not funny at all. Help!

Why was the kleptomaniac frustrated by that joke "why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

He couldn't take a joke.

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How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)

What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.

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Who did the ghost-boy write to during his trip to ghost-summercamp?

There is no afterlife.

What is the oldest joke in the book?

The first one written

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Why couldn't the giraffe get a job at the bank?

They weren't hiring.

Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

STOP RESISTING!!!"

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Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.

Why I gotta do it too?

Her: No I in team Me: Isn't 1 in diet either. Her: Yes there.. Me: I'm too hungry for your mindgames!

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How did the writer pop the question?

He per-prosed

How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie?

A: She's the one sleeping with the writer.