What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential.

What's the difference between the stock market and women?

With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out.

Pun Jokes More Pun Jokes

What type of jokes do Sikhs hate?

Puns

What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea

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What do they say for jokes about German sausages?

They are the wurst.

What is JPA? Joke point average. Where do people with high JPAs go to?

Hahaharvard

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Why did KGB officers always travel in threes?

One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals.

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

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What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup?

He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.

What did the Italian baseball coach say about the only woman on the team?

Ciabatta very good!

Writer Jokes More Writer Jokes

What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie?

A: She's the one sleeping with the writer.