What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a 747?

Not everyone's been in a 747.

What's the difference between a tribe of clever pygmies and a girls' track team?

One is a group of cunning runts.

Pun Jokes More Pun Jokes

How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*

What do you call a joke that includes a pun about weed?

OC High humor

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why is it good to post jokes about feminists?

It promotes equality.

How do you crack a joke on r/Jokes?

ctrl+v.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

Who wrote it?

Major Bumsore

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

How many James Pattersons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him.

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

my daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome

Writer Jokes More Writer Jokes

Why do Vampires hate Writers?

Because they hate Type O's

What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.