What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between radical feminists and a Valentine's Day mascot's tricks?

One's Cupid stunts...

What's the difference between a chickpea and lintel?

I've never had a lintel on my chest.

Pun Jokes More Pun Jokes

What do you call a herpes pun?

a play on warts

Why can't you tell a pun to a kleptomaniac?

They take things literally.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What kind of joke do peeping Toms like?

In-ya-window

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

How many James Pattersons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him.

What's the best way to get a Punjab in India?

Hire a cunning linguist.

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

my daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome

Why are softball games so hard to follow?

Because everyone secretly plays for the other team.

Writer Jokes More Writer Jokes

What did the diva with Alzheimer's disease say?

credit to one of the writers from Bob's Burgers).

Why did the writer not like his friends book?

It wasn't his type.