One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.
Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.
A book has papers.
Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*
Poo
A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*
Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)
Once.
A penguin.
Because they really wanted a third's eye view!
Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!
The A-Men
They might be cheetahs!
Because they hate Type O's