What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor?

1st floor : Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat

What's the point?

You look ridiculous. What difference does 1 inch really make Don't answer that.

Pun Jokes More Pun Jokes

What do you call a mountain of puns?

Mount Cleverest

Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why aren't there any jokes about Jim Jones?

The punchlines are too long.

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Why did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate his pizza before it was cool. (Written anonymously in the bathroom at work, a pizza joint.)

Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes?

The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ?

Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

Writer Jokes More Writer Jokes

How did the writer pop the question?

He per-prosed

Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!