One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.
1st floor : Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat
You look ridiculous. What difference does 1 inch really make Don't answer that.
Mount Cleverest
because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)
The punchlines are too long.
Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.
He ate his pizza before it was cool. (Written anonymously in the bathroom at work, a pizza joint.)
The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".
Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now
Bonos.
Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.
He per-prosed
Because they are surrounded by drafts!