What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby?

Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?

A book has papers.

Pun Jokes More Pun Jokes

How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*

What's pun plus pun?

Poo

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*

How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish?

Once.

What kind of bird can write?

A penguin.

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

What do you call a team of Christian mutant superheroes?

The A-Men

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

They might be cheetahs!

Writer Jokes More Writer Jokes

Why do Vampires hate Writers?

Because they hate Type O's

What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.