Team Jokes

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

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What's the difference between a midget chess team and a ladies track team?

One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little C

What do you call a team of Christian mutant superheroes?

The A-Men

Why are softball games so hard to follow?

Because everyone secretly plays for the other team.

What did the Italian baseball coach say about the only woman on the team?

Ciabatta very good!

Why can't there be a League of Legend's team of 5 Lucians?

Because you can't have a team with only 3 champions.

Why did the coach prohibit the blonde from giving any bj's to the team?

The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot ...

How many Broncos does it take to change a tire?

One. Unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up.

What did the prarie dog coach say to his team?

Just gopher it.

What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

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What would you call the Fantastic Four if Snoop Dogg joined the team?

The High Five

Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.

What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup?

He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.

How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

How many maple leafs does it take to change a tire?

Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

They might be cheetahs!

Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.

What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

my daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome

Why Colonel had a bunch of underwears ?

Because, Brigadier General asked him to debrief his team.

Where did the team get there uniforms?

New Jersey

How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used the Hookshot!

Why I gotta do it too?

Her: No I in team Me: Isn't 1 in diet either. Her: Yes there.. Me: I'm too hungry for your mindgames!

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

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What do you call a football team full of retards?

Special teams.

What do you call a American football team full of retards?

Special teams

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What is round, heavy, has 3 holes, and is often found in a gutter?

My ex wife.

What are the most racist jokes you know?

There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

What is the difference between a laddie and a lady?

One has a d where the other doesn't.

What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

Hockey Jokes More Hockey Jokes

Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

Pun Jokes More Pun Jokes

Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

What's the deal with reddit being obsessed about puns?

I've never... META ... group of people so obsessed with puns before.. Fine, I'll leave :(:(

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Ones a pant in the country the others a...

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's faster than a black man running with a tv?

His cousin with the DVD player

What'd you do?

PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus