Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...
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One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little C
The A-Men
Because everyone secretly plays for the other team.
Ciabatta very good!
Because you can't have a team with only 3 champions.
The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot ...
One. Unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up.
Just gopher it.
He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.
Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.
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If you conceive something, they can execute it.
He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.
It's skirts versus shins.
One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.
Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up
They might be cheetahs!
Bonos.
my daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome
Because, Brigadier General asked him to debrief his team.
New Jersey
He used the Hookshot!
Her: No I in team Me: Isn't 1 in diet either. Her: Yes there.. Me: I'm too hungry for your mindgames!
He turns off the PlayStation.
Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.
Special teams.
Special teams
Golbat.
A baseball is thrown to the air.
Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)
Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.
Canteloupe
Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....
Something written by someone after they are dead !
Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming
A basketball team.
A basketball team. What do you call 9 black guys and a white guy? A baseball team. What do you call 11 black guys and a white guy? A football team. What do you call 100 black guys and a white guy? A cell block
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Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)
A little Down.
Steamed vegetables.
