Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

What do you call it when Russians get diarrhea from drinking water in Mexico?

Trotsky's Revenge

How is Bernie going to pay for free college for everyone?

No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why is it not safe to doze on trains?

Because they run over sleepers.

What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane?

BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

How do you get a parrot to talk properly ?

Send him to polytechnic !

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.

Why do the versions of Windows jump from 8 to 10?

Because no one wanted Windows Nein!

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

Why Colonel had a bunch of underwears ?

Because, Brigadier General asked him to debrief his team.

Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.

Summer Olympics Jokes More Summer Olympics Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

zika blyat