Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

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Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

What do you call Squidward's Protest Group in Mexico?

Counter-Esp on ge

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Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...

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What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.

What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post

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What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

A:('A jump rope')"

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

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Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.

Why I gotta do it too?

Her: No I in team Me: Isn't 1 in diet either. Her: Yes there.. Me: I'm too hungry for your mindgames!

Summer Olympics Jokes More Summer Olympics Jokes

What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

zika blyat

Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.