Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road ?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

Why did the chicken run around screaming?

Because he had to use the bathroom.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

When the zombies want Twisties! take a look on this zombies viral video, serious feedback please :) http://www.youtube.com/watch?

v=vdRiMBPbQ8

What do you call a twig that won't stop looking in the mirror?

A narcissistick.

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

Whole Foods "All the cash in a bag NOW!" 100% organic reusable bag ok?

Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag

Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team?

Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.

Popcorn Jokes More Popcorn Jokes

What did the momma corn say to baby corn?

A: where is popcorn

What did baby corn asked mummy corn?

Where's popcorn.

Kernel Jokes More Kernel Jokes

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.