Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

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What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

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Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

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Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

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Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".

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How many beans do you put in Irish chili?

Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.

Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!