Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

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Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?

Because one more bean would be too farty.

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Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup?

Because one more would be too farty

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Because if they had one more, they would be 240.

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Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".