Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

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The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

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Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?

Because one more bean would be too farty.

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Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in the pot?

Because one more would be "two-fahrty"

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Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in the pot?

Because one more would be "two-fahrty"

Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup?

Because one more would be too farty

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Why do the Irish have 239 beans in their soup?

If they had one more it would be to farty

Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."