Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

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What's the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

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Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in the pot?

Because one more would be "two-fahrty"

Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

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Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would have been too farty.

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?

Because one more bean would be too farty.

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What is the stinkiest number in Ireland?

Farty.

Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.