What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

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The fish doesn't know it's plaice.

What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

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An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."

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Jackpot!

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

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Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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Whats the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window

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What's the difference between a toddler and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

What are the similarities between Cocaine and Gain detergent?

A:With both of them you go sniff sniff hooray!