4 Year Old Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year-old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

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How do you greet the cold horse across the fence?

Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son.

What's the difference between a 4 year old boy and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)

What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

What's the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon

What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old?

What base you're counting in.

How many beers did you have while I was gone?

Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.

What was that?

4-year-old: Nothing. Me: 4: Me: OK. Parenting is easier than it looks.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!

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What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese

What does that tell you?

4-year-old: I won.

Whats the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window

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What's the difference between a gun and a wife?

You can silence a gun.

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby?

300 degrees in the oven.

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Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend ?

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Dam.

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You Giraffed it

What is the difference between a JCB and a giraffe?

One has hydraulics the other has high bolics.

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How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

What do you get if you cross a dog and a film studio ?

Collie-wood !

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge?

He lost his porpoise in life.

Why didn't the astronauts land on the moon?

Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

What's blue, white and red?

A cancerous child who fall down the stairs.

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What do you call an eternity?

4 blondes in 4 cars at a 4 way stop

How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?

They combined for 16 paws.