Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!
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Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.
Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)
4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon
What base you're counting in.
Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.
4-year-old: Nothing. Me: 4: Me: OK. Parenting is easier than it looks.
Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window
Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!
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Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave
Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese
4-year-old: I won.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window
He had Jello fever!
Ma'am, that's a bag of Doritos.
They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.
Envelope.
You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.
Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!
and "2: Does he have access to a mask shop "
Because in charge Yoda was.
A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.
He started counting then fell asleep.
Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window
Life outside of prison.
Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess
Friend:
sigh* Parenting is hard.