4 Year Old Child Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year-old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!

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Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

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Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

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