What do conspiracy nuts do to fall asleep?

They count sheeple.

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What did the cholo say when two houses fell on top of him?

Get off me homes!

What's the difference between a man falling from 100ft and a man falling from 10ft ?

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What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old?

What base you're counting in.

How do mathematicians count x-men?

Permutations.