What is green, fuzzy and very deadly if it falls on you out of a tree?

A pool table.

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What did Dr. Evil say when he fell in the rancor pit?

Throw me a frickin bone here.

Whats the different between falling from the 10th floor and falling from the 1st floor ?

The sound you make 10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH " 1st floor " AHHHHHHHHHH "

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why couldn't the tree answer the trivia question?

It was stumped.

What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

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What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs on a pool table?

Rick O'Shay

Why do elephants wear green shoes?

So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?