What is green, fuzzy and very deadly if it falls on you out of a tree?

A pool table.

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Why did the fish fall off it's bike?

It's a fish.

What did Dr. Evil say when he fell in the rancor pit?

Throw me a frickin bone here.

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What do you call a tree from Tulsa?

A: An oakie.

What do you call a tree that protects Gotham City?

Spruce Wayne

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What is the difference between a girl and a pool table?

You have a shot with a pool table.

How do you make a pool table laugh?

Jiggle its balls