What is green, fuzzy and very deadly if it falls on you out of a tree?

A pool table.

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What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

Why was Pablo Escobar always falling asleep?

He was **narco**leptic.

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What did the one tree say to the other tree?

I'd best be leafing.

What does the tree says in autumn ?

Leaf me alone.

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Why is a pool table green?

Well you'd be green too if someone racked your balls.

What is the difference between a girl and a pool table?

You have a shot with a pool table.