What is the difference between a girl and a pool table?

You have a shot with a pool table.

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What's the difference between communism and capitalism?

In the former, man exploits man, in the latter, it's exactly the opposite.

What's the difference between an "Ooh" and an "Aah"?

About 5 inches.

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What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?

Mash-scara!

What do you call a girl who friend zones you?

M'lady

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Why can't you get drunk with a sniper?

Because they are usually done after one or two shots.

Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

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What is the difference between a girl and a pool table?

You have a shot with a pool table.

How do you know when you're in a true, tough lesbian bar?

Even the pool tables have no balls