What is the difference between a girl and a pool table?

You have a shot with a pool table.

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What's the difference between a sperm bank and an regular bank?

When you start to make deposits at the sperm bank, you loose interest

What's the difference between mad cow disease and PMS?

Nothing.

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Why don't white girls like trigonometry?

Because secant even.

How do you find a girl with no legs?

Follow the slime trail.

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What did the poacher get when he saw the Northern White Rhino?

Shot.

Why did the bros take a shot of alcohol together?

Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether

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Why do elephants wear green shoes?

So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?

What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs on a pool table?

Rick O'Shay