You have a shot with a pool table.
In the former, man exploits man, in the latter, it's exactly the opposite.
About 5 inches.
Mash-scara!
M'lady
Because they are usually done after one or two shots.
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
Even the pool tables have no balls