What is the difference between a girl and a pool table?

You have a shot with a pool table.

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What's the difference between Texas and stupid?

Nothing.

What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About six drinks

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What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper

What do girls and parking spaces have in common?

All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled

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What is the difference between a girl and a pool table?

You have a shot with a pool table.

What do you call a Car Bomb shot with a shot of Fireball?

A Paul Walker.

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What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs on a pool table?

Rick O'Shay

Why is the pool table green?

If you got your balls kicked around, I think you would be green too.