What is the difference between the deflate gate controversy and my wife?

Only one shows an interest in the balls.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.

What's the difference between looking for a lost golf ball and Lady Godiva?

Looking for a lost golf ball is a hunt on a course.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What the hell is going on here?

Wife turns to the man and says "Told you he was stupid."

What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What do you call it when your balls are in the street?

It's Cul de sac!

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

Interest Jokes More Interest Jokes

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

Why was the banker bored?

Because he lost interest in everything.