What is the difference between the deflate gate controversy and my wife?

Only one shows an interest in the balls.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a moan and a scream?

About 3 inches

What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

About 60 pounds.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why do husbands die before their wives?

They want to.

Why was the wife worried that her husband was a light drinker?

Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.

Why didn't the girl cross the street?

She didn't have the balls

Interest Jokes More Interest Jokes

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

Why did the mortgage broker go out of business?

Because he lost interest.