What is the difference between the deflate gate controversy and my wife?

Only one shows an interest in the balls.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

What's the difference between a week-old human and a weak, old human?

About eighty years

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the cactus say to his wife?

Aloe Vera!

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why did the football team sack the hairy goalkeeper?

Because he rarely shaved the balls.

Why didn't the girl cross the street?

She didn't have the balls

Interest Jokes More Interest Jokes

Why did Rolf Harris leave Animal Hospital?

He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!

Why did the banker leave his job?

he lost interest