What is the difference between the deflate gate controversy and my wife?

Only one shows an interest in the balls.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a brick and an MRA?

Bricks get laid.

What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson?

One of them got shot for touching a kid.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did Spock dump his wife?

because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

How many pull-ups can you do?

Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

Why didn't Cinderella makes the Soccer Team?

She kept running away from the ball

Interest Jokes More Interest Jokes

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

A: Because she had an interest in the principal.