What is the difference between the deflate gate controversy and my wife?

Only one shows an interest in the balls.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between me and a dentist?

The dentist pulls it out when it hurts.

What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's day.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What's the coldest part of a man's body?

His balls. Two below.

What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!

Interest Jokes More Interest Jokes

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

A: Because she had an interest in the principal.

How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

With zen diagrams!