Wife: Please go wait in the car
My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking
And when did my wife start smoking
A Quebrolet.
A Rolls-Royce.
Because they always draw a cardigan.
A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.
I'll tell you tomorrow. Edit: Grammar.
She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.
Because he couldn't handle his roast
Is it shaped like a peanut " "No," says Johnny. "It's salty"
A napkin.
A napkin
