Wife: Please go wait in the car
He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.
Boy: My wife & 2 kids.
She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe
At a fist pump.
Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*
Cause horses are rubbish at drawing
Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.
They say "We were waiting for the children to die."
A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!
They're willing to work peanuts!
A napkin
Napkin.
