Wife: Please go wait in the car
Because he is afraid tidal wave will take her away from him.
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
He gets Toad
It chases parked cars !
Tracey
Because they always draw a cardigan.
He waits at the next station
I tell you tomorrow.
Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!
Is it shaped like a peanut " "No," says Johnny. "It's salty"
A napkin.
